We live in New York and most of us are douches. Please photograph any douches and mail them to me. thisguy@whatsgottwothumbs.comForty Douches a DayTumblr (3.0; @fortydouchesaday)http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/Nailin’ Palin<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGdkh6zov54DvuVZ1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Nailin’ Palin</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/49057108http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/49057108Sat, 06 Sep 2008 20:32:53 -0400Blogmaster has gone 30 years into the past. I don’t know...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGcpqcxiucabeQYO1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Blogmaster has gone 30 years into the past. I don’t know if I should tell this guy that in 2004 he will lose a presidential election and become a national embarassment in the process</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/46186506http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/46186506Sat, 16 Aug 2008 08:08:38 -0400Photo<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGch3zfeb3jQsWKV1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/45407616http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/45407616Sun, 10 Aug 2008 07:20:06 -0400GAY!!!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGceokmisVD2RPbpQ_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>GAY!!!</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/45231984http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/45231984Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:33:09 -0400Not jose<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGc63s1zmFwB06hqC_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Not jose</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/44473941http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/44473941Sat, 02 Aug 2008 14:28:55 -0400Photo<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGc63hepm1Odpruhw_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/44473146http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/44473146Sat, 02 Aug 2008 14:20:38 -0400Santa baby<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGbvykwchry2FHu7B_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Santa baby</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/43624489http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/43624489Sat, 26 Jul 2008 12:05:41 -0400white guilt<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGbu8c02ukddpwSPS_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>white guilt</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/43494285http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/43494285Fri, 25 Jul 2008 07:03:09 -0400Please look at me<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGatkdxk3LnbZgvO0_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Please look at me</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/40320741http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/40320741Sun, 29 Jun 2008 15:08:12 -0400Apple store west 14th<p>My camera would break if I tried to capture this</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/39425327http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/39425327Sun, 22 Jun 2008 16:45:57 -0400Fred c gates<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGah18wbcUNUJ3iNK_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fred c gates</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/39223387http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/39223387Fri, 20 Jun 2008 20:39:30 -0400There is far too much wrong with this picture. I do not know...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGadp9vtgvDo8h50c_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>There is far too much wrong with this picture. I do not know where to begin criticizing this douche</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/38908753http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/38908753Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:41:07 -0400“I’m at pickup area A. Just look for the guy with...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGa6xnynq7GCBjfKD_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“I’m at pickup area A. Just look for the guy with the multicolored beard.”</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/38323926http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/38323926Fri, 13 Jun 2008 19:01:48 -0400Where is she? Is it past her curfew?<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGa5iei9iOkPzZYdM_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Where is she? Is it past her curfew?</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/38194378http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/38194378Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:06:48 -0400These facebook guys are so mature and their ties are so cute. I...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGa5i8qtku9rmHHZx_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>These facebook guys are so mature and their ties are so cute. I hope they are free for homecoming</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/38193802http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/38193802Thu, 12 Jun 2008 19:02:20 -0400Waiting for that girl from myspace<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGa5i2c3tSC4osHMa_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Waiting for that girl from myspace</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/38193120http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/38193120Thu, 12 Jun 2008 18:57:21 -0400How can Austin suck any more than it already does?!?!?!?!?!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGa5a2eny8SI3YvbW_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>How can Austin suck any more than it already does?!?!?!?!?!</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/38173267http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/38173267Thu, 12 Jun 2008 15:13:32 -0400It looks like there is an angry fat chick that needs a good deep...<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGa1bz4v0xppbPNKY_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It looks like there is an angry fat chick that needs a good deep dicking</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/37798460http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/37798460Mon, 09 Jun 2008 20:55:56 -0400Troll - (n.) individual having a shoulder width roughly...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGa0pt60hqa11rjIQ_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Troll - (n.) individual having a shoulder width roughly equivalent to height roughly equivalent to distance of the apex of chest to the back. Synonym - sphere</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/37734411http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/37734411Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:35:27 -0400Not the douchiest guy in vegas. Not even the douchiest guy in...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/XTFcoKbhGa0pr951T5fHpVB3_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Not the douchiest guy in vegas. Not even the douchiest guy in the taxi line</p>http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/37734288http://fortydouchesaday.tumblr.com/post/37734288Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:33:57 -0400